Satan

A person who don't like cake

You don't like cake? Fuck you satan

by XxcoolbrahxX April 18, 2017

Little Satan

What the Arabs call Israel.

Little Satan = Israel

by Dancing with Fire August 1, 2011

Satan's gumdrop

((Seyt-ns guhm-drops))
–noun
1. Usually, Satan's gumdrops. The real name for Brussels sprouts. A plant, Brassica oleracea gemmifera, having small, cabbagelike heads or buds along the stalk, eaten as a vegetable.

2. Brussels sprouts. any of the heads or buds, eaten as a vegetable.

3. A vegetable side dish that induces vomiting, fear, pain, death, and bitter taste in ones mouth if ingested.

Susan: Why?! Why god?! Why do you hate me so?
Brittany: What are you going on about now?
Susan: The waiter brought me Satan's gumdrops with my half order of chicken! I specifically told him not to! I asked for ...
Brittany: Satan's gumdrops? ((urp)) Ugggh... just got a little bile in my mouth.
Susan: Let's split this joint. Any place that serves Brussel sprouts in lieu of edible food does not deserve our business.

by Tsarstepan December 13, 2010

Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.

While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger

by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012

satan’s doorbell

A religious term for the clitoris.

“I can’t believe he tried to ring satan’s doorbell last night while we were studying!”
“what a godless whore!!”

by chuckyswashbuckly December 3, 2017

Drunker than Satan

Drunk as fuck, probably derives from the song & video "Drunker Than Satan" that became popular on the internet in 2008.

"Hahaha, holy shit! Josh was drunker than I've ever seen last night, but Kyle was drunker than Satan!!!!!"

by Blackjackolantern March 5, 2009

Satan boner

When you get a boner and there's no way or time to hide it from others sight. It's so big and flaring that it can't and won't go away and everyone sees it. Just like the devil is controling your weeny.Most likley ending in a huge orgy with everyone within a 666 mile radius.

clark: dude in p.e. last week i was eyeing sarahs booty it was tight, and gave a gnarly satan boner.Then, the teacher told me to stand up and demonstrate a pull-up.Dude everyone saw and laughed until the devil took over and we all had an orgy on the softball field.
tim: sounds cool she's hot.

by Pubites McNuts January 13, 2009