Staples Button

1) A slut.
2) A person who is easy.

Derived from the slogan of Staples, to wit: that was easy.

1) He'll bang anything that moves. He's a Staples Button.

2) Dude, she'll even do you. She's a Staples Button.

by Hobbs_fan October 26, 2012

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Staple Badger

An alternate name for a staple remover. Named for an 'angry badger' like appearance, with its menacing sharp teeth ready to strike at unsuspecting file clerks.

Manuela, can I borrow your staple badger? I seem to have stapled this contract to my tie.

by Archangel-22 June 11, 2016

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Stapple • stapple apple • Arse Stapples • snapple • stapler • staple • stapleton • stapled • staplegun • sapple

Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017

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maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014

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The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

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