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Perve stache

A thin and sickly attempt at the growth of a mustache. Often worn by poor white or hispanic young men. Sometimes associated with date rapists.
"Kid Rock totally has a perve stache."
by Astrozombie00 September 22, 2006
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stachism

1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stachism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.

He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stachism of his immediate supervisor.
by tankbeh April 14, 2011
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porno 'stache

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star
i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.
by minka kelly June 21, 2008
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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stackupquan

Stackupquan is a natural light skin he’s to light skin for the females;)
Stackupquan you light skin mf
by Nigga Laotians April 30, 2022
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Travel 'Stache

(noun) a moustache grown and maintained for the sole purpose of a special vacation. This particular mustache is a head-turner in airports, train and bus stations, and cruise ships in particular. May be more noticeable to women, especially women with children ages 5-12.
Player #1)

Yo soul brotha did you see that cat's travel 'stache?

Player #2) FOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHH! Them shits be right.
by Los Bunditos November 24, 2009
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stacherash

After going down on a bitch for ages with stubble it irritates her skin around the fanny. Rash by Moustache
Hey wanna fuck again Angel?

"Ehh, no way,Stacherash is killin me"
by Graham Wallace August 6, 2007
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