Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!

Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!

by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010

Sacha Baron Cohen

A Jewish guy from Britain who is famous for Borat,Ali G and Bruno.
Very funny,often mocks his race e.g 'Throw the Jew down the well', uses shock humor and tries to bring out peoples prejudices.

Cooooooollll guy

S: Did you see Sacha Baron Cohen
D: NO!? WHERE IS HE?
S: HE IS STANDING RIGHT THERE,HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE HIM!?
D: WHATT? WHERE?
S: THERE, HE IS RIGHT THERE *points*
D: OHHHH HEY SACHA!

by Iamsocool95 August 28, 2009

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling

A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.

50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"

by Nick D May 30, 2006

stachitude

The ability to grow a mustache or mustache analogue.

"You can't handle the Dali!" exclaimed the Beard Wizard. "You don't have the STACHITUDE!"

by Perlith February 2, 2009

Sacha

The best friend you could ever ask for. Sacha will be there for you no matter what. She is so understanding and knows exactly what to say when you are down. She can also be a lot of fun, the best person to call up for a GNO or GNI! She is hard-working and dedicated, but doesn't take herself to seriously. She is loved by everyone around her.

"I need a Sacha right now to help me get through this tough time."

by canausa February 15, 2013

Twilight Stache

Occurs while eating out a woman's vagina when she is on her period.

John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.

Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!

by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009