statementize

want to take a statement from

Ms. Gonzalez, they want to statementize your witness, please give Ms. Singh the witness' phone number.

by court reporter June 8, 2009

Statementing

When someone strings multiple proclamations together, redundant or independent, when speaking.

Bernadette responded to mom’s lecture with, “Are you almost done statementing?”

by barnacle.bern May 25, 2021

Gaga statement

A statement made in a conversation where the context could be taken androgynously, or either way.

FACEBOOK CONVERSATION

(Facebook post in response to the Celtics beating the Lakers)
Person 1 Wall Post: "Uh oh Kobe"
Person 2 Response: "Sorry, but I have to give my support to Ray Allen"
Person 1: "what...I said that cuz he lost. rays my boy stupe."
Person 2: "The way you said, it came out like a Gaga statement; could go either way."

by JusLar June 7, 2010

Fire Blanket Statement

A statement that is allegedly so self-evidently true that it cannot be argued against, thus extinguishing any debate on the subject under discussion. It is often employed by those that don't understand the issues and don't wish to reveal that ignorance.

"I don't like all this new building in rural areas." "Well, you can't stop progress!" "That's a typical fire blanket statement, just what do you mean by progress?"

"I am against making ID Cards compulsory" "I don't see the problem, if you've nothing to hide, whats the harm?" "Stop using a fire blanket statement, its not about hiding anything, just personal privacy!"

by Casey1954 February 19, 2009

Was not intended to be a factual statement

... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"

GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!

by JGuy The Great! May 2, 2011

bold statement

1.A outlandish statement that could possibly become true, but is very very highly unlikely.

2. A given statement that is so highly exaggerated that it is humorous.

Example #1:

Person 1- "Dude, they are just going to hand the offensive schemes over to Will when he gets there."
Person 2- "Thats a bold statement."

Example #2:
Person 1- "I heard James runs that shit University of Georgetown."
Person 2- "Thats a fucking bold statement dude."

by boldface April 26, 2010

stagmented

to break into small parts and begin at different times. From concat. of staggered and segmented.

The development process of this project will follow a stagmented approach. Thus reducing the overall time required for completion.

by Damien January 6, 2004