Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.

I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.

by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)

(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.

by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011

mc stabby

The cheesy/fake grin you make when you are so pissed off that you just want to stab someone but instead you grin and bear it.

My supervisor didn't approve my time off to go to the coast this weekend with my family so I gave him the mc stabby and walked away instead of punching him in the face. stabby

by whosthatgirl April 6, 2009

Mr Stabby

When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.

"Mr Stabby came to visit this morning and I think I have shredded my colon!"

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Pokey Stabby

Any object that is used to "poke", stir, or clean out a bowl of bud, either during, before or after smoking.

Oh shit, there is still some ash from that last gnarly bowl in my bong slide, hand me a pokey stabby so i might clean it out.

by Mr. Macgyver October 15, 2011

Got stabby

Got vaccinated.

I got stabby today

by Sammyjoulie July 23, 2021

redrum stabby

(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.

Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007