Salty sinus flush

When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.

Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!

“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.

by Amand4 June 20, 2021

sinundated

Unindated with activities that produce a devilish and sometimes illegal glee.

Answering the phone: "Sorry, I'm sinundated right now- can't talk...that nymph is over and we are half-way into a bottle of Patron Silver and other inebriants, heavy fornication just around the corner...she is modeling the Victoria's Secret outfits again- this is just way too much fun. Completely and utterly sinundated, man."

"I got a smile wrapping its way completely around my head."

by s6 January 24, 2008

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Srinjoy

It is a name.
Origin: Indian
Meaning: Complete happiness; Joyful; Modern
The name of Srinjoy causes you to feel deeply for people and stirs a desire to ease the suffering in the world.

Hey what's your name?
: My name is Srinjoy.

by iSuckAtBedWars April 21, 2020

Shinups

A new form of lower leg exercise created by Ralph Drabble on accident. You need to have a table very close at hand to do this. While walking up to the table, you slightly bang your shin bone against it emitting a loud 'YEOOW!', then hopping back and massaging your shin and ankle. This is repeated several times to complete the set. Not only does it toughen the shin bones, it also makes the ankles more flexible.

Ralph: (he's walking into the room) Hey! Do you want to help me with my Shinups? I haven't done them in a while. My shins are getting so weak and I usually have tough shins, you know?!

Bryant: Sure! I know how. Just walk into the table and give your shin a gentle bang, right?

Ralph: Yeah, and then you MASSAGE (like he's drawing it out) your shin and ankle really good. And then you just do it again. It's easy!

June: (bangs her shin into the table) YEOOWW!! Like that?!

Ralph: Yeah, you've got it now. It might sting your ankles but it works wonders for weak shins!

Bryant: Sweet! (stubs toe on the table) YEOOWW!!

Ralph: (runs over and massages Bryant's shin for him) That's it. We should put these on video. Anyone could do it!

June: Neat, forget push ups! You want tough lower legs? Try Shinups! (slaps Bryant on the shin and gives Ralph a high five)

by Dusty's Baby Powder May 18, 2011

sainum

ORIGIN Thai, of or relating to Thailand

adjective
dearly loved.

noun
1. a girl named this was born to be a much loved person, smart, sexy and successful. 2. most caring, warming, understanding and thoughtful person, her laugh makes people living around invigorated 3. this also means water, the web of life, without water our world couldn't be this wonderful.

1. "Sainum, I think I love you."

2. "hey mates, I found sainum in the other side of the forest"

by aquamaids September 8, 2011

Sinus Relief

Have sex. Don't ask, just do it, it works i promise.

Ps. Masturbating does not work, have sex.

uhhhhh, honey, i have so much pressure in my sinuses! time for some good ole fashion sinus relief!

by Abix forever August 6, 2011