Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.
by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025
Get the Squozemug. 
A word characterizing the degree of cataclysmic pressure exerted on the head of a baby as it is being delivered vaginally.
Tenses: squoze, squozed, had squozen
Tenses: squoze, squozed, had squozen
As the baby comes out you might see some early decelerations on the fetal heart monitor strip. This tells you that the baby's head is getting squozed.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
Get the squozemug. Alternative to squeezed.
by LoverOfLanguages July 1, 2020
Get the Squozemug. the past tense of squeeze
by goose dragon October 11, 2020
Get the squozemug. When you squeeze an animal's orifice for the purpose of obtaining food, especially in relation to flavoring.
by jumbijumbi October 18, 2019
Get the squozemug. by newjargon March 20, 2019
Get the Squozemug.