Squoze

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.

Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”

by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025

Squoze

To be hugged tightly by someone with the intention of popping your back

Baby, my back hurts, I need squoze.

by Macintosh pedinski December 9, 2021

Squozed

I dont know

“Wow thats pretty squozed”

by not gabriel, thats a shit name March 8, 2022

squoze

When you squeeze an animal's orifice for the purpose of obtaining food, especially in relation to flavoring.

Who squoze a beaver butt and ate it to find this out?

by jumbijumbi October 18, 2019

squoze

the past tense of squeeze

jefiny: yo i totally squoze marks knees the other day

by goose dragon October 11, 2020

Squoze

Another word for Squeezed. Past tense of squeeze.

It was squoze until the juice ran out

by newjargon March 20, 2019

Squoze

Alternative to squeezed.

"She squoze the orange."
"The orange has been squozen."

by LoverOfLanguages July 1, 2020