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Squoze

It was squoze until the juice ran out
by newjargon March 20, 2019
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A word characterizing the degree of cataclysmic pressure exerted on the head of a baby as it is being delivered vaginally.

Tenses: squoze, squozed, had squozen
As the baby comes out you might see some early decelerations on the fetal heart monitor strip. This tells you that the baby's head is getting squozed.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
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"She squoze the orange."
"The orange has been squozen."
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jefiny: yo i totally squoze marks knees the other day
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The past tense from being squeeze
From being squoze one too many times, the bird passed away
by Willbow Baggins January 17, 2023
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When you squeeze an animal's orifice for the purpose of obtaining food, especially in relation to flavoring.
Who squoze a beaver butt and ate it to find this out?
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/skwō z/ (sk-wo-oh-z )
past tense: squozed; past participle: squozed
Verb
1. The act of curling up into a ball when you're having intense feelings, while another hugs you and you resist in order for your feelings to chill.

'Effective.' - Angie the doctor

-derived from Finn and Fern
"Finn helped Fern with a squoze" "Do you need a squoze?"
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