Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel
universe)
1. The act of squeezing
something so hard that
grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.