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Definitions by AbsurdWalrus

Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.
Usage:
“I squoze the toothpaste so hard, I summoned minty regret.”
Squoze by AbsurdWalrus May 1, 2025