squimsy

a mixture of squishy and flimsy used for defining objects

"man these water bottles have sure gotten squimsy"

by texmexgal February 3, 2010

sqump

to squat and jump, or just everything in life

"That's so sqump"

"Your a sqump"

"Let's sqump"

"No way he pulled out his sqump on her"

by ~m&c~ June 22, 2017

Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps

by Akshaark July 1, 2017

squipper

Nick-name for a Survival Equipment Fitter in the RAF.

Go and see the Squippers they will fix that Parachute for you.

by fraz1777 March 6, 2007

The Squip

(Be more chill) The Squip is 100% daddy material.

"Due to his deep , smooth voice the Squip is daddy material."

by ilovethesquipokay June 20, 2017

Squilpie

Similar to or related to a wedgie but involving the anterior aspect of the underpants. A swift upward tugging motion of the frontal drawers. Typically evolves into an exaggerated amount of pain to the phallus, yam bag, or fur-burger depending on the gender in which the act is performed.

Hector: Dude my fucking pee-hole hurts!

Mario: What the fuck dude... did you bang some nappy dugout or what?

Hector: No dude, my fuckin homie gave me a savage squilpie last night. Luckily it missed my yarbles!

by Saddlebaggies August 1, 2010

squippy

Squippy is a hard working, fast paced, enthusiastic person who works in a restaurant or bar. Usually a bartender or a bus boy, sometimes a cook. Squippies are usually young and relatively spiffy in attire. A real go-getter.

Look at Squippy over there! Go Squippy, go!
'or'
Hey Squippy how about a Rum and Pepsi when you have a minute.

by Wiggum July 2, 2008