squiffy

Awkward, wrong, lopsided, ruffled or strangely different.

"I've got got squiffy tail feathers"
or
"She posed squiffily"

by Lyndz May 5, 2004

Squeff

A term primarily used to determine the difference between amyl-nitrate inhalants used for sex (poppers) or for just getting zonked (squeff).

I am abusing squeff because I am not using poppers to have anal sex.

by SqueffGoldblum October 7, 2015

Squif

A word used by afrikaans people meaning drunk as fuck. Usually used when you're friend is being retarded

Benn: "I broke my wrist last night when I was drunk
Adrian: "Are you squif "

by MyAfrikaansGuy October 9, 2019

Squffie

A pet name used by fans to represent the pairing of Squall Leonhart (Final Fantasy VIII, Kingdom Hearts) and Yuffie Kisaragi (FFVII, KH) as a couple. {variants: SQUIFFIE, SQUAFFIE}
Pronunciations may vary. SKOO-fee, SKUH-fee, SKWI-fee, SKWUH-fee, SKWOO-fee and SKWAH-fee are all generally accepted.

It is known that many hardcore Squffie fans harbor a deep and vicious hatred for Rinoa Heartilly, Leonhart's love intrest in FFVIII, though certainly not ALL feel this way (some even going as far as to LIKE her). As a result, some Squiffie fanfiction may include Rinoa bashing (always good fun!), but most focuses purely on the relationship between the two characters.

Warning: Squffie fics are ANGST RIDDEN. Do not read if you are pregnant, nursing or in a fragile state of mind, as SquffieAngst can be highly addictive.

"...there is just no way that Squffie could ever be possible..."

"...Squffie is about the most adorable thing I think I've evah seen! I find it really inspiring, actually..."

"...A quick drabble about what Squallie thought of Yuffie saying he was 'cute' in the first game. Squffie, pure fluff..."

by Laughing Wolf September 21, 2008

squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 9, 2007

squaffle

A squirrel cooked in a waffle-iron. A delicacy originating in hartford Connecticut. Squaffle can also refer to any type of small, common, urban wildlife (e.g. a Pigeon) cooked on a waffle-iron.

May I have some of your squaffle? It looks delicious.

I tend to prefer rodents rather than birds in my squaffle

by jabber.on April 10, 2010

Squiffle Squaff

When a male rubs his sweaty nutsack over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be "Squiffle Squaff"

Only works when the nutsack is sweaty. If not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead.

I gave Martha a good squiffle squaff yesterday at that party.

by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007