shurps

Singular: Shurp
Past Tense: Shurpped
Verb: Shurpping
When one consumes food or beverage, or suffers from illness, that causes deep level intestinal gases to be expelled through the mouth releasing a strong odor that causes the people around you to wonder who farted.

Kevin binged last night on coca-cola, jalapeno cheese fries, greasy pizza, and a glass of milk. This gave him a bad case of the shurps at work the next day. Sally, a woman Kevin had a crush on, walked by his cubicle and gagged on the shurp smell. "Kevin!", she said, "Please use the bathroom next time you fart. We have to share this office with everyone." Kevin was so embarrassed he didn't bother to explain that he did not fart, he shurpped.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017

Shurp

A word that can be used to replace any word and mean almost anything on the planet.

Domo: "Can you stop cheating"
Shard: "Uhh shurp"
Dom: "Did you shurp that girl yet nigga?"
Shard:"Shurp. Nigga can you stop asking me hella shurps."

by Shurpstar September 5, 2012

Slurpee Day

The date 07-11-(insert any year here). This is the day that the amazing store 7 11 gives away free slurpies!

Fred: Hey where are you at? I've been waiting at the Texaco station for you for an hour!

Tom: Fuck Texaco, it's slurpee day at 7 11!!!!!

by DictionaryRandomSurfer July 9, 2009

Slurpalurpa

When you slurp something and its just that good.

She took a big phat slurpalurpa of her drink.

by PablosDrugs March 22, 2020

colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.

I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better

by negrisnog December 20, 2019

Slurpee Capital of the World

The city on the planet earth that drinks the most 7-11 slurpees each year. For the past 7 years, 1999-2006, it has been Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, in 2005 we guzzeled a record 400,000 sluprees a month.

Winnipeg is the Slurpee Capital of the World!
Calgary is close behind.

by diseased sheep July 11, 2006

nebraska slurpee

when you ejaculate in a girl's nose and she snorts your jizz

"Tina nebraska slurpee'd Jim last night behind the Cinnabon. She still has a headache"

by thedestroyer1222 August 24, 2007