The first definition is bullshit! A Sparkling Vanilla is when you have sex with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. It has nothing to do with cum. If you rewatch The Demented Porn movie you'll hear the sex ed prof explain it.
Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
Cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
*german accent* As you can see Chris and Carmen have just performed the Sparkling Vanilla. No you can see where the name comes from ja??
by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006
Get the sparkling vanilla mug.February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
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by Mike February 3, 2005
Get the sparkling mermaid mug.A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.
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Get the spanking list mug.by kitty February 24, 2004
Get the spanking your monkey mug.Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’
Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’
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Get the Sparkling Water mug.Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.
See also: bondage and discipline
See also: bondage and discipline
by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006
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