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Sir Spunkalot

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.
Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah
by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010
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spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.
Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."
by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009
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spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.
Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!
by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011
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Spandan

Someone who is great at playing piano and loves playing Minecraft. Stemming from a background of oppression and/or abuse from family, their kindness is immeasurable and they are so understanding and nice.

Oh yea, btw he's/she's most probably genderqueer lol.
Did u see Spandan play piano that day? It was so cool.
by Lauren :o September 14, 2020
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Spundacular

1- adj. What you say to praise a tweeker who has been tweeking on something all night and completes it to be fully operational.
1- You did a spundacular job on fixing the portable CD player, even though it took 7 hours.
by Sommer SFV February 4, 2008
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Spundoolie

A never ending competition that MUST be considered VERY carefully before initiating. It is first initiated when Person 1 smacks something out of Person 2's hand and yells "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge is now initiated. The next time Person 2 sees Person 1 with something in their hands, they MUST smack that item out and yell "SPUNDOOLIE!" The challenge now belongs to Person 1 again. This repeats for eternity.

Typically, Spundoolie is first initiated during an argument. Person 1 and 2 are arguing, Person 1 has enough, says "Screw this! Spundoolie!" and knocks whatever Person 2 is holding onto the ground.

Theoretically, Spundoolie COULD be stopped in Person 1 and 2 both hold something and simultaneously knock the items onto the ground, creating a truce until Spundoolie is initiated again. Keep in mind, this has never been successfully completed.
*during an argument*
Person 1: "How can you not see that Adam Sandler is superior to Jim Carrey?"
Person 2: " Because Adam Sandler has so many trash movies!"
Person 1: "That's it! *knocks item out of Person 2's hands* SPUNDOOLIE!"
by Bad Cactus January 7, 2018
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spundy

L Man: "Hey K Man, I just touched Simone's boob"
K Man: "But L Man, Simone's 15 years old, she's such a spundy!"
L Man: "Yeah, cool huh?"
K Man: "Not when you're 22"
by K Man September 4, 2003
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