spunk trumpet

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

by Leigh August 1, 2003

Spuck

An incredibly difficult language currently only spoken by one person. If another person attempts to speak said language, they end up sounding like a complete retard. This act is also considered highly offensive to the chosen one.

Horatianus: "Heya, JimBob, did you hear that guy try to speak Spuck? He looked like an idiot haha."

JimBob: "SHHH... you don't speak of the sacred language!"

by ashleeskye0225 January 21, 2019

spunk-rat

Attractive member of the opposite sex. Usually used with reference to the male.

Daniel Craig is such a spunk-rat!

He's so sexy, he's such a spunk-rat!

by Squameroo May 31, 2007

spunk

Spirit; pluck. Considering it is also a vulgar term for semen, it is rarely used in its normal form due to the obviously easy possibility to misinterpret it.

"That athlete shows a lot of spunk on the soccer field"
"What?!"
"He shows a lot of spirit and determination"
"Oh."

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

spunkchugger

A person who likes to drink semen. Someone who chugs the spunk.

Wipe your chin, you little spunkchugger.

by hallpassguys.com August 13, 2003

spunk recepticle

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

Spunkgum

A mucus-like substance, usually yellow or green in color; or any unknown substance being expelled from the human body. Prounced Spung-jum.

After drinking all night with Kyle, John noticed a bit of spunkgum around his taint.

by bdonk October 11, 2007