Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

rusty spum

When a man has not ejaculated for a large amount of time, typically 4 months or more, his stored semen becomes old. When he finally does release his load, the semen comes out off colored, sometimes yellowish or slightly brown to red. That semen is called rusty spum.

After his extended vacation, Dave's wife found him to have rusty spum.

by IvanaJohnsonInc. May 4, 2016

spume

froth on waves

They frolicked in the spume
until one of them trod on something
sharp.

by Crack D'Or July 10, 2003

spumbler

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth

Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time

by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017

Spuma

Spooning friends from behind - against their will - while wearing puma shoes. Sometimes while mid-run.

a heteosexual surprise sport

Did you see Adam Spuma the shit out of that guy the other day??

by evilBaron April 21, 2011

spumbgin

when your easily persuaded

made by Khloe E and Leanne M

you're so spumbgin

by Kh1o3 April 22, 2021

Dino Spumoni

The swing singing, Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin clone from the television show Hey Arnold!

Dino's many exploits include faking his own death for record sales, punching cameramen, and pissing off his writer.

Darling, you left my heart
In pieces on the floor
So tell me why shouldn't I
Break some things of yours?
I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair,
That stupid thing you always wear;
I'll smash a vase, the radio,
Those little teacups from Limoge;
Your wacky paintings on the walls;
Darling - POW - I'll smash 'em all;

Dino Spumoni - Smashed

by MLVMosley November 21, 2009