jizzle sprout

someone younger than you.

wow, that girl is fine, but she's still a jizzle sprout.

by boomshakalaka1234 August 29, 2006

cum sprout

crotch fruit. a.k.a. a child

Have you been to Park Slope lately and seen all the cum sprouts these "mommies" take into bars?

by eschatonik April 12, 2011

Mr. Sprout

HUGE PENIS!! Zeus and Jesus' semen mixed together creating the ultimate sperm cell. This then fertilized "that one hot Victoria's Secret model's" egg to create Mr. Sprout. He was born with an eight pack and a 22 inch penis.

Seeing Mr. Sprout is like sex for your eyes.

by SexyPants69 November 1, 2012

Brussel sprout

Brussel sprout is a word that can mean anything

Person 1: oh! Did you see brussel sprout on the TV
Person 2: yeah ut was so funny when he brussel sprout.

by Le proffesuer May 8, 2019

Man sprout

That awkward length when your hair is not long enough to be a man bun, but it's long enough to go into a pony tail

Mikey thinks he has a man bun, but really it looks like a man sprout on his head!

by allisooon99 May 15, 2017

Anal sprout

The Anal Cavity - also were your large numbers of bum hair occur... when they get twisted during exercise, they start to sweat in bundles, leaving a sweaty gooch marks

After working out at the gym, my friend said to me: "Gosh, my Anal sprout is tingling... feels a bit sweaty if I'm honest".

by Cam and Kit June 25, 2017

Brussel sprout Bitch

How to destroy anyone brave enough to talk shit to you. Hit them with this intense comeback to win any argument

Did you eat the brussel sprouts this morning? They were quite bitchy.

You brussel sprout bitch!

by FatCockJohn December 16, 2019