To spritzlefragick is to wake up in the middle of the night and get a glass of water. No other liquid can be used in spritzlefragick or else it isn't spritzlefragick, and you can't just wake up from a nap or it isn't the same. Only at night and only water...
A friend and I were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a glass of water. While he was out I started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. It kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that I couldn't help but feel proud.
A friend and I were sitting up late one night talking about the things we had done that day, and my friend went to get a glass of water. While he was out I started thinking of random words and then this word hit me. It kind of just rolled off of my tongue and the name fit its definition so perfectly that I couldn't help but feel proud.
I had to spritzlefragick last night.
by DrEbola December 27, 2006
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Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007
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A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.
Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?
So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.
So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.
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Get the Seagull Spritzer mug.A spritzeer is a spritzer, consumed primarily by queers. Generally, said drink consists of a liquor, mixed with half club soda (for the weight conscious) and tonic (for a little bit of sweet). Straight people would never dare order such a drink.
"I'll have a Gin Spritzeer, please" - Expect to be served half tonic, half club, gin, a lime and a terrible scowl.
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