SPITEMOWING /spʌɪtˈməʊɪŋ / noun
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.
When your neighbours are assholes and let their kids scream in the garden until 1am whilst they get pissed. So you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things.
you wake up extra early to mow the lawn then leave the mower running under their bedroom window whilst you go about doing other things. Knowing they're suffering from gigantic hangovers. Spitemowing
by Jaymz1976 April 16, 2023
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Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.
Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!
Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!
by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014
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Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.
by jn1234 March 2, 2020
Get the spite store mug.The ludicrous author of an AP World History textbook that everybody considers to be ridiculously bad. The contents of the book are preposterous bullshit and are known to cause blank stares, daydreams of sea slugs shaped like withered penises, and hopes that someone brings up a topic (like alpacas) to distract from the monotony that is Spodek.
Smart Gangsta- Yo dude. Would you rather read Spodek or eat shit for dinner?
Smart Asian- I believe the answer to that question is obvious. The latter.
Smart Asian- I believe the answer to that question is obvious. The latter.
by SALAD3 December 7, 2010
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1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.
While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.
Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
by DSEdefining July 11, 2015
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by SpodeDemon July 15, 2011
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Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
by Sundown XT June 27, 2014
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