a condition that occurs after taking a piss where you think you properly shook out all excess piss, but when dick is placed back in pants a "spoonful" of piss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (*Note: happens often when in a hurry.)
"Hey Ridley, I thought I got it all but I was wrong I had spoonful dick."
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"
"Hey look at Cameron's pants, he must of had spoonful dick!"
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Guy one: "...then he said 'where's the chicken?!'" Guy two: "hahahahahah" Guy three: "ahha yeah, then he ate some noodles!" ... "Dude...spoongun..."
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A special type of hug.
It consists of wrapping your arms around the other person from behind.
Sometimes by surprise but not necessarily.
Can be done arms to waist, arms to shoulders, arms to chest, etc.
Can happen while standing on your feet or being on a couch or whatever.
Used in intimate situations or when friends are not insecure and really love and trust each other.
For example:
Between loving partners.
Between loving friends.
Between parents and their children.
Between brothers, etc.
During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.
A special type of hug.
It consists of wrapping your arms around the other person from behind.
Sometimes by surprise but not necessarily.
Can be done arms to waist, arms to shoulders, arms to chest, etc.
Can happen while standing on your feet or being on a couch or whatever.
Used in intimate situations or when friends are not insecure and really love and trust each other.
For example:
Between loving partners.
Between loving friends.
Between parents and their children.
Between brothers, etc.
During this type of hug, It is common for people to move their legs up against their partners, and/or rest their head on the others' back.
“Then Alyssa... spoonhug me without notice”
“Must be in love with you”
“Duh, she's my sister”
“Oh I see, that's cool, then your sister loves you very much, doesn't she?”
“Yeah, well, it's also common in our family to be hugging the rest of them spoiled lovely crazies”
“I wished my parents hugged me like that”
“Here, let me spoonhug you”
“You are so sweet”
“Must be in love with you”
“Duh, she's my sister”
“Oh I see, that's cool, then your sister loves you very much, doesn't she?”
“Yeah, well, it's also common in our family to be hugging the rest of them spoiled lovely crazies”
“I wished my parents hugged me like that”
“Here, let me spoonhug you”
“You are so sweet”
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