Spoonspinner

A drunk Irish idiot with a knack for being involved in comical situations.

Person 1: I was so pissed last night, I found out I took a poo i the fridge

Person 2: You're such a spoonspinner

by 101011010010 May 6, 2011

spoonaholic

When you're always simping with you're boo thang.

Quit being spoonaholic with each other.

by Lola Monroe September 25, 2013

spoonatrois

Three people laying together in bed facing the same direction (spooning). A threesome of spoons ("a trois").

Jack and Jill invited Jane to their spoonatrois.

by Douche McGernigal December 22, 2015

Spoonal

the act of inserting a spoon's handle into the anus of a sexual partner and using it to eat food.

I can only eat icecream during spoonal.

by penisfencer January 3, 2016

Spotnap

A well-needed, much deserved nap after a night of full bacon, eggs and hamtime. A spotnap can occur in a bathroom with rolls of tp as the pillow, under a desk with the chair tucked in after you, or in the Celtic Epics section of your local library. Quite frankly, a spotnap is an undeniable slice of heaven directly after a liquor fueled run at excellence and outright debauchery.

I just spotnapped the shit out of the back of that Q7...

by Coolbreeze228 July 21, 2016

Spoonypissed

Getting drunk in a Weatherspoons Pub.

Tuesday Night I went to The Swatters Carr, Then the Isaac Wilson then Ended up in The Resoltion propper Spoonypissed.

by happy monkey69x January 26, 2017

Spoonaroo

To "spoonaroo", you must get a spoon and scoop some peanut butter on it and twirl the spoon as far up your butthole as you can.

"Hey man, I just did a spoonaroo in the bathroom."
"What are you fucking gay?"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017