spoffle

Noun: Slang term for a pop shield, put on the microphone to prevent plosive consonants from registering too forcefully during studio recording of voice overs.

"Can we put a spoffle on the mike because I'm getting too much pop o the Ps."

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

Spanflanking

Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.

The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.

I took Marl Spanflanking and he nearly pissed himself. We did have a spanflank count of 31 though.

by Roger The Shrubber May 5, 2003

Sponce

Sponce is the word used by the fans of the progressive metal band periphery (peripherals), to refer as they singer Spencer Sotelo.

Metal Elitist: Spencer vocals are gay
peripheral: Shut up, sponce is awesome

by Puresparce July 30, 2015

spon

the proper way to say “spoon”

person 1: spon person 2: no, spoon person 1: no, spon person 1: you’re very dum it’s spon

by amnoagrass February 17, 2021

sonf

The word song spelled incorrectly.

Woah this is my favorite sonf ever!! ...woops

by Ben October 12, 2007

Spoff

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

by emoscum April 15, 2006

spondu

1.70's lingo for theft.

Man...that nigga spondu all my shyit

by Jamofo August 23, 2003