Spencer Reid

Doctor Spencer Reid not agent. A character on CBS Criminal Minds. Played by Matthew Grey Gubbler

"This is calm and it's doctor."~ dr.Spencer Reid

by Unknownkpopfan February 18, 2019

sponge candy

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.

Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"

by furstrules February 16, 2013

product sponge

A person who buys products just for the sake of owning them; derogatory synonym for "consumer".

"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK

by endoubleu April 20, 2015

Spencer Smith

The severely underappreciated drummer for rock band Panic at the Disco. Is very talented and a generally awesome person.

He has pretty blue eyes.

Crazed Fangirl #1: ZOMG BRENDON URIE!!1!
Crazed Fangirl #2: ZOMGZ RYAN ROSS!1!!1
Crazed Fangirl #3: JON WALKER IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE.

Sane Person: SPENCER SMITH EXISTS.

by Jon Von Bonbon January 6, 2009

vent sponge

the person you spill your feelings out to for the purpose of venting and nothing more because you know you are too good for him.

guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.

by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009

Spencer Charnas

Psycho, crazy, sexy man from Ice Nine Kills.
Legendary Killer Daddy Vibes for dayz <3

Girl 1 : Whose that?
Girl 2: *bleeds from neck* Spencer Charnas from Ice Nine Kills

by snottygothix November 12, 2019

pull a spencer

Canceling at the last minute or generally not showing up

Friend: are you coming out tonight?
Other friend: About that...
Friend: Don't pull a Spencer!
Other friend: I'm going to have to pull a Spencer, sorry.

by oma7 July 3, 2009