spockface

the face someone makes during orgasm... that looks no different to their everyday face.

didn't you enjoy that? yes... why do u ask? u pulled a spockface!

by jamesking11 February 28, 2012

spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

Spockcops

Police officers who are honest and law-abiding, but ANAL about following the rules. Derived from the logical but emotionless character of "Spock" on the original STAR TREK TV series.

Barney Fife and Chief Wiggums are perfect examples of spockcops. Either will give you a ticket for driving 56 mph in a 55 mph speed zone.

by Vet Man, FreeLance CrimeFighter July 22, 2006

The Spocker

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper

After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

soft-spoken

adjective
1.
(of persons) speaking with a soft or gentle voice; mild.
2.
(of words) softly or mildly spoken; persuasive.

While she looked rough, she was soft-spoken and kind and freely shared the details of her life under the El.

Tall, lanky, and soft-spoken, he could be cast in an updated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

by DSEdefining July 11, 2015

Butthole spokes

It refers to those wrinkly lines on your butthole that look like the spokes on a bike wheel.

Oh, man. I was scratching my ass and accidently cut my butthole spokes with my nails. You really need to scratch lighter. That's a tender area.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Smolka's 2nd Law

Smolka's 2nd Law states: Because of the eventual exhausting of resources, the expansion of growth must be stifled.

Smolka's 2nd Law illuminates the fact that taxes and inflation are not the problem but the solution. Compound interest on money, would mean that many more people would become wealthy. As, a preemptive strike, the national debt and collection of taxes insures that, that will never happen.

by Author Stephan Smolka May 26, 2009