When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.
Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman
by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019
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A place where young people put on spectacular musicals and plays
A place where many of the straight guys are hot
A place where most people are nice
A place where you can belt into Zippity doo da and no one blinks
a place where secret pal sheets are obsessed over
a place where you meet friends that will allways be there
Your mom probably won't object to having CYT guys at your house becuase they are gentlemen
A place that is pretty exspensive
A place where non-guitar players are a minority
Where super-saturday is the best thing youve eva experienced
Where you will go out side and sometimes the guys will be playing football i the parkinglot, and soetimes its the girls
A place where you walk into the first dress rehersal and you hear people screaming: IM HOME!!!!
A place that is amazing!!!!!!!!
Hey Jessi, you wanna comeover tonight
HECK NO! I have CYT spokane rehersals!
dang it.
by Pyro and Newtella May 9, 2010
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As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
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A small group of Communists based in Spokane, Wa. and led by a mentally deranged former state worker. Spokane Rising Tide is Anti-Constitution and believe that more & bigger government is the answer to all the world's problems and that serfs like you and I should pay for their cronies to rule over us like lords.
I passed a group of the R-tards from Spokane Rising Tide and they are protesting police brutality and gun control all at one demonstration, so they are saying that the police are bad, and only the police should have guns. This is what happens when cousins marry and have children.
by Patriot509 June 3, 2018
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Spokane, Wa is located 300 miles east of Seattle, and 25 miles west of the Idaho state line. Also know as Spokangeles, Spokompton, or Spookaloo. Spokane has made National headlines over the last few years, due to its crooked cops. Police shootings of innocent citizens on the streets of Spokane have been on the rise over the last three years, and someone is shot cold blooded on an average of every 6 months.
Spokane, consists of a population of around 200,000 people. It has the poorest district in the State of Washington known as Hillyard. The city consists of more Potholes than people. The average median income is just over 30k a year, and the people who are making this kind of money are in the top 33% of the populaton. The other 66% are either unemployed, homeless, or work for around $10 an hour or less. Driving in Spokane may be were the definition of "road rage" was born. Picture yourself driving in a city that is locked into a "Sunday Afternoon Drive" mentality all day, every day, and you will get the picture of what it is like to drive in Spokane. Spokane is stuck in the 80's, and it's not uncommon to see a dude in his 50's rolling around town on a bmx bike, sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans, listening to Whitesnake. Spokane consists of 90% White population and the other 10% Black and other race. Spokane has one of the worst gang problems in America per capita. On the good side, Spokane has one of the largest downtown Wi-fi hot spots, which covers most of the downtown area. The climate usually brings a considerable amount of snow in the winter and has 6 ski resorts within 2 hours of the city. The summers are dry and outdoor recreation is plentiful. Real Estate and Rentals are affordable, and the air is still fresh! Spokane, Washington USA is no longer accepting people moving in from out of state. The city is Full!
by SpokaneSucks February 28, 2011
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A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.
Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011
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Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!
It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!
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