snobby persians

a lost group...we have a lot of heritage, but for some reason, have a lost sense of SELF. We think we're the shit, but being insecure on the matter we mask our fear by being materialistic and dismissive of anything that may expose the truth.
as opposed to real persians

Too much hairspray and hairgel
too much cologne and perfume
extravagent clothes
only brandenames will do
too much emphasis on external appearances
no understanding of self...

by borobebeenam February 19, 2005

Spooby

A malnourished donkey yodeling at midnight.

F**k you spooby.

by AnazeMe00 April 21, 2019

Spooby

David from Marcos store #8063

David is being a real spooby as usual, he's always spoobing around

by BruceFromMarcos December 16, 2022

Sobby

Emotional crying that results in expulsion of water from tear ducts with a violent passion.

Kirstin cried on that special day, but it was not sobby crying

by LadyHarry October 10, 2010

Shobby

(brangelina) inseparable couple always lookin for a 3rd wheel.

shobby: "it is sooo good to see you! Just hang out with us"

friend: "ooh, i gotta let my dog out"

hey I'm gonna come by the bar, please tell me the Shobby isnt there

by cosmolewisdelight August 3, 2009

Sobby Jobby

The act of receiving oral sex from someone who is crying.

''Sasha was crying uncontrollably while blowing me last night. I love a good sobby jobby.'

by Beadlover August 5, 2017

spobbling

Spinning and wobbling at the same time. As in spinning a bowl upside down on a countertop. Often makes a very annoying sound.

Quit spobbling the bowl on the table, it is rude to do that with company.

by Nombre-de-pluma August 8, 2010