Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.
The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.
Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.
Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?
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Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!
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Get the Winter sports mug.The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
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Get the sporting leather mug.Having sex in doggy-style position while watching Sportcenter late at night making sure to climax exactly when "Da da da—Da da da" is played and yelling "Da da da—Da da da" while thrusting to the rythms of the forementioned "Da da da—Da da da" before rolling over and fading into sleep during the Highlight of the Night.
'' Yo guys, I was at this engineering competition in an hotel and I totally did The Sportscenter to this girl while my roomate was passed out in the other bed"
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Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
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