splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Splumming

Another word to express excitement and joy threw metaphorical or literal release of bodily fluids.

I couldn't stop Splumming when the new trailer for Infinity war came out.

by SyphiliticTurkey June 22, 2018

Spurmp

1. Noun, Your favorite live streamer.
2. Verb, To make someone your favorite live streamer.

Guy: I spurmp Arin
Guy 2: Dude you gotta spurmp Danny!

by FirePie September 8, 2018

szlurmi

Szlurmi can be used to describe a person or an object . It isnt a swear word.
Invented by katy smith

She is so szlurmi
That table is so szlurmi

by Krumpli September 10, 2020

splurge

To spend money in an ejaculatory way.

I just splurged on this 25 thousand dollar amp! Hand me a towel.

by Alberto Venezuela August 3, 2007

slurm

a really tastey beverage consisting of vodka and mountain dew! or citrus drop mixed together in a pint glass for a refreshing and invigorating way to enjoy any vodka!...

"just made a fresh batch of slurm lets get trashed n talk politics ! yeah right ha drink some."

"just got some citrus drop and some vodka ........lets pop the drop and make some slurm!"

by slermin rhodes tobias January 20, 2009

Splurge

To do something in excess, to go ham.

To spend a lot of money or eat a lot of food at one time.

"Bro, I just lifted weights for three hours! Im about to splurge at the dining hall..."

"I got my paycheck on thursday, so friday afternoon I splurged at the mall. I bought some new shoes and clothes. Now I can't pay rent. Can you cover my half too this month?"

by dubbbbs November 3, 2011