SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

spoocher

a fat, well-rolled joint

my, my. now this is a joint worthy of the being called a spoocher. spark that shit.

by spoocher December 29, 2008

sush' sploosh

The dump one takes after gorging on copious amounts of sushi.

The bubble guts set in as soon as I polished off that sixth godzilla roll. I knew I was in for a serious case of the sush' sploosh.

by Genna Tailia July 24, 2010

Squeedily Spooch

Irken Organ, found near the Irken heart.

"Auugh! My squeedily spooch!"

by h*r/gir fan December 21, 2003

sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.

Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.

(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"

by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008

spoochie

someone who stays on the perimeter.

Why everybody at the club having fun and you lookin like a spoochie

by J-Avenue April 4, 2009