splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008

Clapping sphincter

The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.

I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.

by Wes L November 12, 2005

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

by VulcanMak July 22, 2007

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009

Sphincter fucked

1) literally the act of deep penetration through any orfice, that is deep enough to contact a sphincter of any kind.

2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.

A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!

B)Damn IRS, they really sphincter fucked me this year!

by IrishEyez October 13, 2005

sphincter

noun: one's pooper

gentlemen, rest your sphincters!

by the storm drains April 18, 2009

Splinter Group

A group of extremists who have broken from the state, somtimes the military, to form there own paramilitary organisation. They use terrorism/guerilla warfare to fight for thier cause

I.R.A has lots of splinter groups, and there are lots of communist/marxist splinter groups as well.

by Austin November 9, 2003