Marie (Splatoon)

A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma

I’m not a fuckin’ grandma; I’m marie (splatoon)

by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020

Splatoon 3

The queerest game on the planet.

Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?

by DickSuck913875626798 October 9, 2022

splatmonkey

a really dirty bitch. in other terms (old dried up cum in between her pussy lips.)

that chick is a splatmonkey.

by blacksheep July 10, 2003

Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16

Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better

by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

Splamoni

a small intestinal explosion caused by an excessive intake of frozen dairy foods...particularly those of Italian origin

After the gelato sampling party, Ellie had a bout of unexpected splamoni.

by Codorado314 December 27, 2010

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023