Pearl(splatoon)

The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.

Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!

I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!

by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021

splatoon

To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.

Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.

I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.

by dsky May 10, 2015

splatooned

The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this

Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!

by Ek4ns January 30, 2016

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018

Emperor(Splatoon)

A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.

For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.

You can compare someone to Emperor(Splatoon) if their ego is bigger than their actual IQ.

by mellowmelmel November 6, 2018

Splatoon

Nintendo's version of Bukkake simulator.

The sultry act of Splatooning.

by Bhp1997 May 25, 2021

Splatoon 2

Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...

“Hey, dude! You play Splatoon?
“Nah man, I only play Splatoon 2.
“You poor, poor soul...”

by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019