Splash Back

When you take a big crap and you terd lands in such a way that the dirty toilet water splashes back up at your ass getting you all wet. Usually refered to when your launching Ass Rockets.

Skaz:Im gona go launch some Ass Rockets
Chubbs:Alright, have fun, and watch out for the splashback!

by Chubbs March 14, 2004

Splashpack

Tierd of water splashing all up in your ass when your taking a dumb? Well, a splashpack solves this problem.

Just take a few layers of TP and place it in the toilet, covering the whole surface. This way the TP will take the hit when the shit hits the water. And boom you can now take dump without getting urin in your rectum.

My splashpack broke the other day, and I got all wet... :S

by nocoffeeman August 2, 2010

Splash-Back

The achievement of getting water on ur bum after dropping a log down toilet

"Man, that was some mad splash-back i got there"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Slushback

When a Canadian (snowback) and a mexican (wetback) make a baby, the baby becomes a slushback.

"So i was walking down the street and i saw this Canadian/Mexican baby and he looked like a slushback"

by Lewis and Hung January 2, 2009

Salt Lake City Splash Back

While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver

Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"

by SLCSB November 9, 2017

splash back

It's the water that comes back up from the commode and hits your butt when you poop.

Boy, There sure was alot of splash back that time my butt got sooked.

by kythiefsnatcher April 29, 2010

Splash-Back

The urine in which splashes back and leaves wet spots on pants/shorts, underwear, and shirt. Normally happens to guys who forget to aim down, or when you really have to go.

Person1:"I see you got a little splash-back on your pants there. Tough luck dude."

Person2:"I know, but I had to go really bad and was in hurry."

Person1:"Aim down man, aim down."

by M.A.DPenGuiN2111 August 20, 2009