splicer

A synonnym of asassin. One hired to kill but one that doesn't fail. Will go to extreme lengths to eliminate a target.

The splicer removed the dictator from his place of power.

by S.Vance July 25, 2006

Cock Splice

the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.

That crazy bitch took a log splitter and gave him a cock splice

Man that bitch is a cock splice

by The Riddlers March 30, 2009

Splicer

Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.

1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."

2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"

by Samanawich April 24, 2009

splice

to slice and then slpit an object.

guy- dude i just sliced that apple then split it into fours!
girl- no you spliced it!

by dfljasfj;warif;jwfjwg;jweigfw; July 23, 2011

splice

The hottest dude alive.

-Whoa man, you look almost as good as Splice!

-Brah, you're lookin' Splice tonight.

by Ace March 12, 2004

Splice

Disgusting word. Sounds weird, and is hard to pronounce to normal people. In the terms of biology, its is the joining of two pieces of DNA after introns are removed.

However, it also stands for creepiness, and being skeeved out.

1) "Ah! I can't believe DNA can actually splice! WIIIIIILD!"

2) "Ew, splice! That's such a weird word, I might shiver with spliceyness."

by lolomgzthatshilariousfkja February 12, 2007

splicer

one who used or still uses drugs as an excuse for mistakes

jen is an alright person but shes a splicer

by steven andrew c. February 8, 2008