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Doing a Spitfire 

To perform the sexual act upon yourself of self prostate massaging, live on webcam to someone who you don't know.
Liam had his life ruined by "Doing a Spitfire" by going on MSN to a load of guys he thought were girls and fingered his bot bot, which was then PrtSc and uploaded onto a dnb forum! "Ah f*ck, i've been Spitfired"

MC Spitfire 

(1994 - Present)
(Noun) - MC revolutionized the rap industry, bringing phat beats and phatter lyrics to the streets of Brooklyn. He is seen to be wearing groovy glasses, and has the hair of a carrot. Like a carrot, every. SINGLE. ONE. OF. HIS. TRACKS. are razor sharp.
Connor: Yo! You hear "MC Spitfire" new hit single "Corn"?
Topher: Ya bra, that tracks tripping shiiitt!
MC Spitfire by Herrells8th November 15, 2010

The spitfire method 

Action in which you take a 360° Bluetooth speaker put the volume to max and insert it into the anus or vulva to simulate the use of a vibrator.
She really enjoys using the spitfire method, though her boyfriend does not enjoy it so much.
The spitfire method by MosaicBunny February 7, 2023

Russian spitfire 

The act of making love to the stoma (hole) of a person who has gotten a tracheotomy. In order to be considered a Russian spitfire, you must be upside down while taking this love hole to pound town and simultaneously penetrating lung, slapping balls to chin, and getting your salad tossed.
After she took a drag off her cigarette, she said "I want you to fuck my breather pipe." I said "baby, I'm gonna give you the best Russian spitfire that you've ever had!"
Russian spitfire by Manimal33 June 18, 2013

Supermarine Spitfire 

The best and most British plane of WW2.
I just saw a Supermarine Spitfire fly over!”
Supermarine Spitfire by T34main October 11, 2019

Gayer than spitfire 

Spitfire, being the epitome of gayness, can indeed be surpassed if something or someone is gayer than itself. I.e. gayer than gay.
Mike is the gayest person on Earth. He's gayer than spitfire.