Skip to main content

spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.
*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.
by Skullcutie July 13, 2013
mugGet the spiderman app mug.

spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.
Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.
by .why.am.i.here. April 23, 2011
mugGet the spiderman: turn off the dark mug.

Spiderface

A more intelligent way of saying “spite your face
Cut off your nose to Spiderface” - Jim Helpert
by Creative Casey November 16, 2020
mugGet the Spiderface mug.

The Spiderman Fallacy

A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.

Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.

The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.

Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.
Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!

Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?

Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?
by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010
mugGet the The Spiderman Fallacy mug.

Spiderbait

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.
Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!
by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004
mugGet the Spiderbait mug.

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.
Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.
mugGet the spiderbate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email