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Sphoawking

three people are having a conversation. two of these people are keepin the conversation on track with relevant coments. Then out of nowhere the third person says somthing totally random and irrelevant
Br: dude lets get shitfaced tonight
Rob D: fuck yea man were own at pong
Br: lets pregame with margarita mix and haircuts in my room
Hawk: Im pretty sure ray lewis gained 3.7 lbs of muscles after his first nfl training camp
Rob D: Jesus christ hawk stop Sphoawking
by shpoawk February 4, 2010
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Sphookd

Sphookd is a cute beaner that has lots of hoes and has alot of esex
Sphookd is daddy
by upmv February 19, 2022
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Boner Sphere

The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.
It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.

Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.
by Fuess March 13, 2011
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Twat Sphere

When women sit on the ground in a circle pleasuring one another with their fingers.

The female equivalent to a Circle Jerk.
"I'm having some friends over, you girls up for a twat sphere?"
by JssePwell January 11, 2012
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Dyson Sphere

An utterly emormous construction on an unthinkable scale. A mere theory, a Dyson Sphere is a "space ship" that encircles an entire star, so as to harvest ALL of its energy. To make a Dyson Sphere would provide an unimaginable amount of living space and energy.

A lot of debates have been started over the size of a Dyson Sphere, but for a small(ish) star the diameter would have to be close to 200,000,000 km. Even though many people also debate whether there is even enough matter to MAKE a Dyson Sphere, almost everyone agrees that if a civilization were to have the ABILITY to make one, they wouldn't even have a use for a Dyson Sphere, as by that point they probably would have had something better.

A Dyson Sphere for the solar system would be about 600 million times the surface area of the Earth.
A much debated topic, estimated sizes of Dyson spheres can be from 190000000 km to several light months (for more than one star inside of the sphere).

"originally proposed in 1959 by the astronomer Freeman Dyson as a way for an advanced civilization to utilise all of the energy radiated by their sun. It is an artificial sphere the size of an planetary orbit." -Anders Sandberg
by Will Zweifel July 31, 2008
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Sphoogie Button

An item for small business owners. It alerts you when black people enter your store so you can keep an eye on them.
Cletus: "Uh oh Samuel, the sphoogie button done went off"
Samuel: "Alright Cletus, keep your eyes out for 'em."

See Sal and Richard prank calls to the Tradio show from the Howard Stern show.
by No. 2 Ticonderoga June 18, 2009
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Spherical Bastard

Someone who's a perfectly smooth bastard no matter which way you look at him.

Also works with Spherical nutjob, spherical jackass.

Syntax: Spherical cuss-word

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Source: dynamical-systems.org/zwicky/Zwicky-e.html
"Hey Eugene McLeroy!"

Eugene McLeroy: Yes?

"You're a spherical bastard."

Eugene McLeroy: Oh My!
by nostraticispeak June 20, 2009
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