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Speed bump

In a Skating rink, there are many speed bumps. Or in other words, small children. We call them that because

1. you don’t wanna hit them (most of the time)

2. But they get your way
3. And you hit them
There’s so many little fuckin speed bumps at the rink today
by Speedrunner7274 January 10, 2024
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Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump
by Galasika March 8, 2024
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"speed bump"

Someone who slows everything down and retards fun.
The "Speed Bump" really wrecked that party.
by Craig266 November 13, 2007
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Speed Bump State

I can’t wait to get to Colorado, but we have to pass through the Speed Bump State.
by Bunter Hunt July 21, 2020
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speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.

The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:

Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.

Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
by ihmsf October 25, 2009
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speed bump and cars

a asian girl rolling uncontrollably over a white boy (who has an awaken dragon, i.e. penis) while giggling japanese school girl status
asian girl: i'm bored, wanna play a game?

white boy: chyeah! how about a nice round of speed bump and cars?
by xmeleex July 29, 2006
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