Club Sped

A retard gangbang. Usually associated with Depend® Diapers and Danmar® Seizure Helmets.

Alexander was in a Club Sped last night. And that's why he has barbeque sauce on his forehead.

by Alexander Martin Beardsley February 24, 2004

Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Spedbabe

An extremely retarted and stupid girl yet also attractive.

Boy #1: "Did you see that girl in science?"
Boy #2: "Yeah, she was a spedbabe. Drooled all overherself but I'd still do her."
Boy #1: "I think her name was Casey."
Boy #2: "I think I might ask her out."

by NotMe121314 November 28, 2009

spedhymere

It is a real illness; suffered by people, who over the years have been actively awake. Years accrued of insomnia.

The Elderly will need a special facility for Spedhymere patients.

Spedymere patients will not be able to follow normal time schedule. (like Day 4)

by Dana Hemp January 16, 2014

Spedgy

A person with the perfect amount of spicy and edgy.

Dwayne: yo dude did you see that girl over there??
Generic bro: dude she's hot but she looks mad spedgy.

by Fluffy Master February 12, 2017

sped ass hoe

A ugly sped ass hoe that is stupid asf and has down syndrome

hey Abdul you saw that sped ass hoe at school the other day I'm sick of these sped ass hoes on my momma soul

by fromthhood November 28, 2018

Sped kid under the sped class

An insult to use against someone who is more retarded an a special needs child.

Hey Wyatt! You smell like piss and shit! Ok Aiden, Shut the fuck up sped kid under the sped class

by Toystorykid2882 January 26, 2023