Qwerty Spasm

To hit random keys on your keyboard at a high speed when chatting online for an instant reaction to an otherwise problematic or over-joyous statement/event.

Qwerty spasms can also be used as conversation starters, online 'ice-breakers', or means of beginning a blog/online journal.

"sakjdsadgsad"
"what is it?"
"lolsrry, i thought a Qwerty Spasm would break the silence"
"ohh"
"askjehjfsadk"
"...why another spasm?"
"bcuz, dude, i just lost the game"
"lkjkjfhskjkjsafd"

by Gokiburisan January 8, 2011

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facebook spasm

noun- to randomly end up on Facebook.com without realizing it.

I was writing my term paper on the computer, and suddenly realized I was on Facebook.com. Totally had a Facebook Spasm.

I was sitting in the computer lab and the guy across the room constantly went to Facebook.com. Talk about a lot of Facebook Spasms.. spazz!!

by tallyhallic April 27, 2009

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Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

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organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".

Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.

by james savik September 26, 2006

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Crack Spasm

(noun) an unexpected, spontaneous, explosive release of ones inner excitement.

"All we heard was, 'OH YAH!!!!!!' from the other room, i figured my roommate had a crack spasm."

by Ner For Sure April 30, 2009

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Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.

*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.

by awww gross February 18, 2009

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Spook-spasm

The involuntary spasm your body and/or face experiences, when you are suddenly spooked or unpleasantly surprised.

"That movie gave me several spook-spasms!"
"Oh my god, you look so ridiculous when your face spook-spasms!"
"You can't use this photo of me! I am having the craziest spook-spasm in it!

by Ollibabs February 25, 2015

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