Sparkly Peacock in Your Pants

When one is very pissed off

Uncle Oley throws his new invention off of the table in rage because it doesn't work.
"Uncle Oley, what is wrong? Do you have a Sparkly Peacock in your Pants"-Hans
Uncle Oley punches Hans in the face

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

old sparky

n. Nickname for the electric chair, particularly that in the state of Florida.

"Any nigga that pop a cap on a cop gonna take a one-way ride on Old Sparky."

by Carl Willis December 1, 2004

Sparky

An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)

The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>

by Ivonin January 4, 2008

sparkly

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

by Sammmmmmmmeh January 5, 2009

Starkey

Heroic, amazing, kind, handsome

He is starkey

by Bfur August 10, 2017

snarkey

cranky, bitchy, quarrelsome, tired and short tempered...etc

It was Monday, therefore, she was snarkey.

by onimama June 19, 2006

Sparky

Another more polite nickname used in place of just calling him an asshole one that he may never catch onto

Yea whatever you say Sparky.

by shespeaks May 18, 2013