Burt Spaloni

The cheesiest sexiest man in Lucid City who would do anything for bout a dolla

Burt Spaloni the one and only cheesy like macaroni ice on my wrist its a rollie

by DaddyCalzone March 28, 2023

dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.

Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.

by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

Dino Spumoni

The act of shoving your thumb up another person rectum in an act of surprise while exclaiming the phrase "DINO SPUMONI!"

So we were all drinking lots of beer at Eastern when I went to bend over to talk to a wasted chick and that guy Alex totally gave me a Dino Spumoni.

by Brian Conway January 21, 2009

Shamoning

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

by Mister Yee September 23, 2020

deano spumoni

A cartoon representation of Dean Martin on the popular series "Ed, Edd, and Eddy."

Deano spumoni's comin' to town!!!!

by pwfdc February 24, 2010

samoni

One of the gayest kids you will ever meet online!

Person A: You're really acting like a samoni right now.
Person B: Just because I want to suck your dick doesn't mean I'm a samoni.

by heateroni July 31, 2021