spade

1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation

1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"

by snookums July 20, 2005

spaded

to be drunk and high at the same time. Pretty much means wasted to a whole new level to the point were you dont know what ur doing

damn nigga i was so fuckin spaded last night it was fuckin awesome!

by shoot_to_kill_records February 23, 2009

spades

the tightest card game ever.

you guys wanna play some spades after school?

by waf March 02, 2004

Spades

Female reproductive organ. Synonymous with the word(s): pussy, vagina, cooter.

Can I get a little Ace of “Spades” action tonight, baby?

by HomeTalk April 09, 2021

spades

the coolest fucking person you’ll ever meet. this is a person who somehow manages to put you in a good mood, no matter the situation. you’ll definitely have to tell them to stop being an idiot 20 times a day. they’re a handful and super super energetic. a really good kisser too. a total dork. bonus points if you find one with dyed hair. also probably very gay.

rae: bro, guess who my hoco date is?

friend: i dunno man
rae: SPADES!

friend: no way bro; they’re like super awesome that’s so cool

by raevenrabbits September 20, 2022

Spades

Being creepy or acting like a predator.

"Man, that old dude is acting like a Spades."

"I'm not trying to act like a Spades! They'll arrest me."

by catswithpens May 10, 2022

Spaded

Being fucked up and lucky at the same time.

"Damn dude, I was spaded last night. Had too much Tequila, I found a blue hunnid!"

by Southernstylin November 24, 2016