spade

Spade is some bad-ass guy who has a lovely girlfriend. He may be depressed or some shit like that but hes the best guy to be freinds with. he'll seem mean and rude at first but trust me,, hes actually really awesome.

Guy #1 " yo dude have you seen spade?"

Guy #2. " oh yeah,, you mean like that awesome guy in 3rd period?"

Guy #1 " hell yeah!"

by spadee August 14, 2025

spade remix

spade remix is where a black rapper will take an original song, and slightly change the bassline and mc over the top of it.

oh great another spade remix.... why cant they write thier own tunes

by ianhimself August 3, 2009

spade head

some one with a ginormous forehead, this person is typically named "ashton"

"ashton you're a spade head"

by bigdickgarry April 2, 2020

spade bait

Emabarrasing divorcee bottle blond 40 something women size 16 - 18 with a false false tan that hand around nightclubs pulling 20 or 30 something black guys in the desperate hope of a long term relationship, in real terms theyre dumped after a week or her 18 yr old daughter will cop off with him the follwing friday night. Often spotted in the slightly higher class clubs. Shameful to watch but funny!

Vanessa Feltz or early 40`s recruitment consultants, estate agents, bitter divorcee`s ect

"fuck me Keith thats rought"

"deffo spade bait mate"

by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007

Spade Work

Impressing a girl a few weeks prior to smashing her box. Preparatory work can include assisting her with something (i.e moving apartment), lending her books/DVD's or simply talking to her. Note: Doing the 'Spade Work' is different to 'chatting a girl up' (see: chatting up)because it is the continued premeditated effort with no return on investment expected for a number of days or possibly weeks.

Traditional Definition
Preparatory work necessary for a project or an activity.

Jonathan: "Morning Hubert, I saw you talking to Deborah earlier, it appears she is becoming increasingly comfortable around you by the day. Some mighty fine Spade Work if I do say so myself"

Hubert: "Your observations are correct Jonathan, I'm hoping Deborah lets me smash her box within the month."

(see: Smash Box)

by CropseGrind February 1, 2010

spade dick

A penis which is bent and scoops at the tip looking like a spade

One time a boy named Luca pulled his bent disabled "spade dick" out. Oh shit it's a spade dick!!!

by Gretal1996 June 30, 2016

spade face

Flat faced ugly woman. Resembles a form of flat fish. Hangs around with Till Mouth.

Bally banged Spade face at Reighton Sands last year.

by Corned Beef July 16, 2004