Spectarding

Loosing at an online game, and having to be a spectator of your team-mates, who haven't been killed.

"Yo, where are you at dave?"

"I'm spectarding bro"

by muddybonez January 2, 2021

snacktard

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.

Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!

by Soooooz February 1, 2009

spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

Spanitard

/noun/ Spanitard, /plural noun/ Spanitard

An offensive term towards Spaniards.
Wordplay for 'Spaniard' and 'Retard'

"I can't understand a single word you're saying. Fucking Spanitard!"

by asianporkchopfromthenorth December 12, 2018

slacktard

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

by saska April 3, 2005

spacetard

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together

wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard

by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010

spacktastic

Adjective used to describe something stupid that a person does. Usually spoken, not written..

This is not as strong a word as spacktacular.

"That was so spacktastic."

by David Linfield May 20, 2007