spacebooking

checking or being on myspace and facebook at the same time

guy 1: hey chad, what are you doing?

chad: im spacebooking, i have new comments and new notifications, at the same time!

by Romagic March 31, 2008

SpaceXoogler

An ex-Googler (known as a Xoogler) now working for SpaceX.

After the Google layoffs we sure are getting a lot more SpaceXooglers.

by lethalemma May 16, 2023

Spacedocking

Whereby a male or female human being deficates from his or her anus into the wide-open vagina of a female human being. Not to be confused with male on male or female on female poo-scissors, similar homosexual oriented sex acts, or any other non-human animal related "docking" act, which is just wrong.

"Dude, we were talking about spacedocking, and then she just opened her box and I spacedocked her with a monster turd."

by Cleveland McDuck March 26, 2009

Spacedock

To shit in the vagina.

After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.

by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006

Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.

Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.

by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013

spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.

You don't need that much info!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Spacecock

A cock so big, it reaches outerspace. People with extremely small penises may claim to have one...It is usually untrue.

Girl: I wanna get with that guy I heard he has a spacecock

by MichelleFuckingUrrutia August 18, 2011