sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

by Asseater37 February 2, 2018

Skoozer

some one who is particularly good at an activity related to weed.

After your friend takes a fat hit:

"you're such a Skoozer"

After your friend rolls a nice looking joint

“That joint is a Skoozer”

by Shy to da low January 25, 2022

Sozzers

Extension of soz, which is a shortening of sorry. Generally used when you aren’t really that sorry.

“M8 you ate all the chips!”
“Sozzers”

by TimeDalekTheSociallyHopeless December 29, 2021

Sooker

–noun 1. Australia and New Zealand. a timid, cowardly person, esp. a young person; crybaby. Based off of the word 'Sook."

She's always complaining and crying about things. Hang Do is such a sooker!

by chomop December 8, 2009

soomer

A socialist boomer

Hey look at Larry what a total soomer

by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020

Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010

sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005