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sometimish

Trinidad vernacular

moody, tempermental, bipolarity.
Usually referred to someone whose mood is unpredictable especially between friendly and unfriendly
The girl sometimish eh. Last week, she well hug me and talk me. This week as soon as she see meh she run. Then next week, she go be hugging me again watch and see
by jayindew April 5, 2009
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Joe Somebody

Internet Wigger Rap sensation from the mean streets of Ottawa, Ontario. Joe somebody throws down the most technical versus almost unimaginably.

"I smoke good weed bitch, I'm from mawfuckin canada shit"
-Joe Somebody

"Yo, yo yo, yall dont even know my favorite cookies is oreos"
-Joe somebody

"Joe somebody, ya know me"
-Joe somebody

His videos are widely available on youtube and is known as the worst rapper ever.

Youtube: "Joe somebody rap" or "worst rap ever"
Damn nigga, this whiteboy is worse at spittin than Joe Somebody!
by OsamaBindairDundat September 29, 2009
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sometimey

an adjective. Used to describe someone who only wants to know you when they want something - other than that you never hear from them.
Renee is such a sometimey bitch. I haven't talked to her in two months, but now she wants to borrow my car!
by winnie123 September 26, 2008
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even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.
person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.
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Like A Somebooooooooooody!

A commonly used phrase by ownage pranks to express frustration.
Like A Somebooooooooooody!! Why you hang up on me today!! I take two chopsticks and shove them up yo ass!!
by Ezio the delivery man January 18, 2011
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Is somebody frying bologna?

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.
I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.
by Wooddogg February 17, 2005
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somebody set us up the bomb

The proper term is somebody set up us the bomb. See that definition for detail.
by bob June 13, 2005
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