Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

by 535 January 10, 2012

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Slimer

Slimer- Slimer is a derogatory term towards females that was birthed in the Streets Of North Philadelphia . Slimer is actually an acronym that Stands For "Sluts Looking Into Men Expecting Respect"

Shawty a Fuckin Slimer Bro.

Man ain't nobody worrying bout these Slimers.

I told you you get slimed fuckin with dem Slimers.

Once A Slimer Always A Fuckin Slimer.

by Ale' McWavy December 2, 2019

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Tube Slimer

Inserting your penis into a wet vagina and then pulling it out and rubbing it on you partner's face

I pulled out to give her a quick tube slimer, but it led to a full face basting.

by RedDangus January 1, 2012

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Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.

Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points

by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018

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