rock soft

a penis that has experienced so much shrinkage due to cold or other emotional factors that it actually becomes somewhat rigid even in its fully flacid state.

I was jogging in the cold weather thinking about my dead grandfather's corpse and my penis became rock soft.

by Keith Smoothies July 31, 2011

You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

"soft drink" water-saver rule

The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.

Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.

by QuacksO October 15, 2018

softrape

When a software company forces you to install something against your will.

Microsoft softraped their users by pushing the Windows 10 upgrade, even when the said users said no and refused.

by Pink Trash May 2, 2017

softrams

defective male breeding stock for sheep, unable to successfully fertilize the female

I wanted to breed my herd, but unfortunately only softrams were available.

by thousandinone December 16, 2022

Softrocked

Casual, almost sad sex. Sometimes done out of pity. Occurs between friends, or co-workers.

It will take some time and pity, but she will softrock me.

OR
After I lost my job, wife, and house, my co-worker softrocked me just to make me feel better.

by Red Koimon June 16, 2009

.softrqes

.softrqes / ruby is the best fanpage!! shes so nice and caring

“wtf is a .softrqes??”
“THE BEST TIKTOKER IN THE WORLD!!”

by igyoullneverknow;) December 23, 2021