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Polish Snowstorm

While performing the act of anal intercorse, a man ejaculates into the womans rectum. The woman then proceeds to deficate the semen onto the mans face.
Man, things really got out of hand. first i was fucking her in the ass then next thing you know shes trying to shit my load on my face...... what... you mean like a polish snowstorm?
by buddy revhard July 20, 2010
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snowstorm

when a chic or dude farts out a load of semen from their anal cavity following a good ole fashion corn holing.
Amber could not help but have a snowstorm after Garry Cline rammed her bulbous ass.
by Mark Regnidiew January 31, 2005
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Mexican snowstorm

When a skank gets five dirty, greasy bastards to shoot their spic cream into her face. Similar to bukkake, but involves illegal immigrants covered in oil and dust.
Dude 1: "Jesus man, I just saw the worst porno!"
Dude 2: "What was it?"
Dude 1: "Mexican Snowstorm Vol. 5."
Dude 1: "Sick shit, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 3, 2006
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SnowStorm

To pull your dick out as you're about to cum and wave it around like you just don't care, spraying cum all over her, giving her a snow day.
"Dude I totally gave her a snowstorm last night"

"Yeah man?"

"Pulled that shit out and sprayed jizz all over here, what a snow day that was"
by TheHatterOfMadness July 21, 2014
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Portland Snowstorm

When you are reverse titty-fucking a girl, and without telling her, you sprinkle baby-powder on your but rack, and then proceed to fart, blowing a big white cloud in her face. Not to be confused with the New England Snowstorm
She still has powder in her eyes because I totally gave her the 'ol Portland Snowstorm last night
by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015
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Iowan Snowstorm

After extreme vaginal intercourse your girl queefs so hard cum splatters all over everything, representing a snowstorm.
"Brooooo I totally got Iowan Snowstorm 'ed by Melissa last night!
"Ewwwww! Are you okay?!"
"Yeah man, it was great!"
by Mantine December 1, 2017
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Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.
He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.
by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018
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